Not My Child

MckMama is changing up Not Me Monday with Not My Child Monday so I thought I would play along!! If you would like to play along as well, hop on over to MckMama's blog to find out how!!

So here goes.......

Karlee certainly didn't fight with her cousin Fayth over her imaginary baby while at the zoo!! No, not my child!! First of all, my child wouldn't fight with any kids and especially not over the fact that she thinks another child may have picked up her imaginary baby and secondly, my child wouldn't have an imaginary baby!!

Karlee didn't have to go into timeout a mere 2 minutes after we arrived at Reading Rocks today!! No, not my child...she is well behaved and never needs timeout!!

Karlee most certainly didn't call some driver in front of us while stopped in road construction on the way to the zoo a F&^*ing slow driver!! No, not my child!! My child always uses appropriate language and if my child had said such a word, I certainly would have disciplined her instead of laughing like a 5th grade school boy!!

Hope everyone had a great weekend and has a great week!!